these spatulas are out of order


These are the days of our Internets

I am Chuck Aside, and this is the rest of my life in small leaflet sized parcels, beamed over the radio, directly into your spare spatula drawer.

I have just been reflecting at myself, then back once again, with the ill behavior. How damaged are we? Also, give some credit where credit is due, I got a little prickly recently watching The Stranger Things season three and four. They really went to town on the cheesy Eighties shit, then I realised the Eighties was ALL over the top cheesy shit… this is an accurate retelling of the time I was alive in. It was the sugared up then dipped in cocaine bastard step-child of the Sixties and Seventies, just like a used ham in an Xmas punch-up.

The 80’s and the 90’s were fine, a product of mass consumerism with a healthy bump of cocaine to drive it into… overdrive, I think overdrive may be a product of the Eighties too! OverDrive®

Alex José Viana and the land that time forgot

twin poles

ko-fi

You know that time, before we

Became algorithmic automatons, meat muppets in LED tubes, the will of the commercial over-lords is strong but we can FIGHT THE POWER! One pixel, paintbrush, porthole portfolio at a time, yes that is right lets pee everywhere, start with your local member for parliament and drown the fucker, unless you like them, then maybe, only slightly maim them, a bit.

Personally I like artisanally killed offal bags stuffed with mushroom chips and the City of Wellington

a nice badger

Mostly because I am fancy. Other reasons, a power greater than myself and surrender. That might get me through till tomorrow or at least until 15 minutes past the hour on a Tuesday. I’ve seen a few Tuesdays kicking around and I don’t trust them one bit!

Wordpress will be the end of me

I am finally biting off chunked sized buckets of bits and spitting them all over the rear musket channel of an incoming orange. Doesn’t taste very nice, but I am getting through it one day at time, like the rest of the channels I have been surfing in recent weeks. I am grateful for radio one and the BBC in particular, nothing.

don’t forget to write me into your obtuse tune

qr for qt

Grandma used to say something quite nice about being kind, a bunch of other people I know now are saying something like, if you can be anything today just be kind, kinda goes alright.

viet bridge

ok I found it, thanks people and koeijers

“In a world where we can be anything, be kind” Bertie Watts 🙏💖

peace